Conversations

(willow will be W and mommy will be M...)

W: daddy belly button eww
M: daddy's belly button isn't "eww", it's just hairy.
W: wawa belly button hairy?
M: no, willow's belly button isn't hairy - only daddy's have hairy belly buttons.
W: wawa no belly button hairy. wawa hair head.
M: that's right. willow has hair on her head, not on her belly button.
W: that's right.

(willow will be W and daddy will be D)

W: wawa mopples.
D: yes, willow has nipples.
W: daddy mopples?
D: yes, daddy has nipples.
W: mommy mopples?
D: yes, mommy has nipples.
W: rose mopples?
D: yes, Rose has nipples. Everyone has nipples.
W: people nipples?
D: yes, all the people have nipples.

(so if willow asks you about your nipples, you'll know why! Lord help us)